Um.... I'm very un-France-ish, until you start to get to know me. Then I become completely and utterly inane, and you'll miss the days when you thought I was sane (actually it'll be more like a, "Whoa, wtf just happened"). I'm a a nerd, nuff said. My French is going to be some weird mix of what I (miraculously) retained from school and the internets.

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I don't know how to write intro posts. >.>

HELLO! 8D *Frantic wave*

My name is Jasmyn~ I'm your resident smelly/hairy Russian Ivan. Feel free to harass me anytime <3 Hope you enjoy it here~

Hi Francis ;u;

I...I really liked your app. You don't know how much I'm excited to play with you >w<;;
-fangirls on-

@Russia: France cannot wait to get his hands on you~

@Antonio: THANK YOU SO MUCH ;A; <--- tears of joy. I can only hope that I can play up to your expectations.....

Ah~ A France! I bet yer gonna be awesome! *Gives thumbs up* ...AndcantotallygiveTinoloveadviceforbigscarySwede.

Thank you! And *puts on thick-rimmed therapist/advice!Francis glasses* boyfriends are like puppies, my dear. They need to be played with until they are worn out. A tired puppy is a happy puppy.

*punches Francis in the face*

We don't want stupid frogs here!

I kid, I'm not as much of a jerk as Artie. I'm a nerd too. *yay* And I'm taking French, so yeah... *cough*

Anyways, welcome, and have fun here.

.......oAo Arthur is mean.

*tilts head back because of BLOOD NOSE WAY TO GO* It's okay. Obviously he is just emotionally handicapped and, upon seeing moi, could not handle his sudden sexual attraction and had to release the tension in the only way he knew how.

Ooooh..... *doesn't get it* Okay! 8D

Too cute, Alfred. Too cute.

Don't bother frogface, the American is denser than a black hole. *pokes Al's head*

At least the American is preferable to you. *angry glare*

I'm cute? *poked*

>A< Dun poke me, Artie. I'm not dumb!

>A< You are dumb! You're completely oblivious! Or just a purposefully obtuse arse!

;n; Meanie.