Found this while I was doing my research paper:
"Look at Greece. Now back at me, now back at Greece, now back at me. Sadly, he's nowhere near my league, but perhaps if he used Old Spice, you could pretend he was me. Look down, look up, where are you? The beautiful City of Constantinople. What's in your hand? Back to me, I have it- One of Greece's cats. You can have it. Look again, CONSTANTANTINOPLE IS NOW ISTANBUL. Anything is possible when you're Turkey and not that idiotic Greece. I'm wearing a mask."
Thought that you would all enjoy <3